The Mets are always willing to open the purse strings for a good smelling Colon.

The Mets are always willing to open the purse strings for a good smelling Colon.

ESPN has hit rock bottom. And started digging. (Twitter via @riotcolors.)

ESPN has hit rock bottom. And started digging. (Twitter via @riotcolors.)

Sports Reporter’s Howard Brant catches himself getting cheeky:  ”Sooner or later you can squeeze those tight ends.”

Stephen A. Smith admits on Tout that he is “a big dummy,” albeit not for the fact that he’s rocking a Bluetooth headset in what appears to be his home.

Stephen A. Smith admits on Tout that he is “a big dummy,” albeit not for the fact that he’s rocking a Bluetooth headset in what appears to be his home.

First Take:  Skip Bayless doesn’t know what apples are.

Thank you, Brian Spaeth.

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